Some original
thoughts. (Original as in I wasn't aware of anybody else thinking these
things first, but they may have.)
A lake is an island of water set in a sea of land.
The Supermarket checkout queue you stand in is always the slowest-moving,
even (particularly) if you change queues.
Temptation is like a bus: if one comes along, jump on it; there may not be
another.
How old do you have to be to become a "dirty old man" and why are there no
dirty old women or dirty young men?
The quality of a cinema film is in inverse proportion to the speed at which
the credits roll.
The length and simplicity of a country's National Anthem is inversely
proportional to the country's size and importance in the world scene.
A Good Teacher : A workaholic Trvial Pursuit Champion with the skin of a
rhinoceros.
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't do or teach
become professional critics.Those who could do and could teach, but just want to
make money, employ them.